Explain the lack of patting the Volpeon in your resume

johann150@genau.qwertqwefsday.eu

@volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip first of all i would like to point out the rather high frequency of volpeon patting in my resume, second i want to point out the wyvern-phobic between volpeon and me, making pats hard to perform

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@volpeon "I figured that Volpeon patting went without saying. I didn't list breathing or my heart beating, either."

johann150@genau.qwertqwefsday.eu

@volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip i'm also willing to fix the lack of volpeon hugs immediately if given the chance

volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip

@Johann150 This deal sounds acceptable

johann150@genau.qwertqwefsday.eu

@volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip

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@volpeon ohhhhh, that's why im unemployed!

lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me

@volpeon To not be confused with resume padding with volpeon

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@volpeon In the UK petting the volpeon would get you blacklisted from the job market.

It is however on my unofficial furry CV.

*gives scritches

faoluin@chitter.xyz

@volpeon What makes you think there is a lack?

felifeli@universe.feliver.se

@volpeon

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volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip

@felifeli

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Explain the lack of patting the Volpeon in your resume ​​

Explain the lack of patting the Volpeon in your resume