welp

t'is the day I'm getting my first work issued laptop

BUTTONS!!

work laptop gender reveal

there was an attempt

laptop has been populated

everyone in the office must have a Pusheen, I didn't make the rules. The other two I brought myself

trust me, I'm a tech guy now

first day and I've already volunteered to help with server migration over a full weekend

day two

Emerald Rapids PowerEdge

I need something that can remind me, very discreetly, to stretch my legs every 20 or so minutes. I can't believe I'm saying this but I may need to buy... a smart watch.

the work laptop stickers, they're multiplying

My endeavours at trying to wrap my head around the infrastructure at work have been most enjoyable thus far

Actually used some Linux at work today to solve something!

Five years of touching computers instead of grass has paid off!

Day 5

I said something clever in a meeting and got praised by one of the department leaders while the company's owner was sitting right next to me at the table

making a new worksona

this one's considerably less miserable than the previous

coworker: hold on, trying to figure out which laptop is mine

me: *pats own laptop with stickers* that's why you need some of these

day 8 at the office – home is where you can drink your hot beverage of choice in comfort 🧉

edit: my worksona wrote this not me

born to
forced to

TIL that Excel can open .xml and automatically format it into a table

day 9 at wörk