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[aperture science logo in lesbian flag colors]

Getting a hair implant, but instead of hair it's one of those things:

Going to the store, y'all want anything?

going to lesbian school to learn about yuri

world government election

Me and my friends were told you had a high-bandwidth network connection?
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> see human 
> bite them
> we are friends

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@mpk@gts.apicrim.es beep!

​​ hello I am real human please give me free trial

This is how you have fum

Me at 12 in the train station at the ticket machine trying to find the most expensive ticket

What does recursion taste like

Ideal pizza topping: Smaller pizzas

@theresnotime@fox.nexus @awoo@gts.apicrim.es @sophie@mastodon.catgirl.cloud also consider: maces
no need to fuck around with edge alignment

Spears as weapons are mad sexy and you can't convince me otherwise

Sehr geehrte Neukatzen und Altkatzen,

The greater fediverse polycule

The "the average human owns 12 computers" factoid is false. Sysadmin George and his 837482 robotboything boyfriends are an outlier and should not have counted.

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​​ my girlfriend is so cute!
​​ omg mine too!
​​ mine as well!!!

​​ guys you have the same girlfriend.
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