@volpeon pro's of befriending a big flat fuck (crocodile):- Friend- Big smiles all day- Sleeps during the winter- Sleeps during the summer- Low maintenance!- Heavy armor to keep you safe- Will scare off burglars and door salesmenCons:- May attract the attention of Crocodile Dundee- Weak against Crocodile Dundee- Does not have a big knoife like Crocodile Dundee