@volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip Well someone made neoplane and I was asked to create this ​​
I guess this is what happens if your Copilot ​​ gets woozy ​​

@memdmp@catgirl.center @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip ​​

@vel @volpeon @memdmp vel is responsible for it!

@volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip @charlotte@akko.chir.rs i mean, the Pregnant Guppy existed at some point. i'm pretty sure it was named that because someone commented that it resembled a pregnant guppy. it was developed and used by nasa in the '60s to more quickly transport bulky, yet light rocket components.

the a330, which is what the woozy neocat airplane appears to use the silhouette of, has been developed into the BelugaXL, an aircraft that is similar in both appearance and function to the Pregnant Guppy. instead of transporting rocket parts, airbus' fleet of BelugaXLs transport parts for their aircraft production.

@volpeon https://youtu.be/siwpn14IE7E?si=FN88f13joB52AYSc

@catsalad @charlotte @Gauss @volpeon what is this

@mpk @catsalad @Gauss @volpeon worthy of a wrench react

@charlotte @Gauss @volpeon @catsalad worthy of a :long_neo_woozy_wrench_double_pregnant_with_boiled_skibidi_neo_woozy_wrench_pregnant_birth_feet: react?

@mpk @Gauss @volpeon @catsalad yes

@mpk @Gauss @catsalad @volpeon it’s self-describing in a way

@charlotte @volpeon @lea @lexi Tag me as well, I want to know how it can possibly be even worse

@volpeon when the "badly drawn cats" account discovers planes

@volpeon YES WHY DOES THIS EXIST

@volpeon Oh no, does this mean someone's going to make a Saddam Hussein Hiding Spot version of this too?

It's a rose

@volpeon Every day, Volpeon awakes to new horrors from deep within the bowels of the fediverse.

And so do we all.

@catraxx @volpeon I have strong suspicion this might be @vel ‘s doing…

@crypticcelery @volpeon @vel You may have found one of the culprits, yes.

@catraxx@tech.lgbt @crypticcelery@chaos.social @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip ​​

@volpeon I think USAsian might just call this spirit airlines, but I would say AirWoozy, Luftwoozy, or just the Boeing 787 Woozyliner.