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dear fedi, post the way you greet people for me to rank on the formality/unhingedness alignment chart :3

@awoo
how on earth in grüß gott unhinged?

dear fedi, post the way you greet people for me to rank on the formality/unhingedness alignment chart :3

@awoo@gts.apicrim.es I like to "good morning" at all times of the day and generally disregard time as a factor in my greeting phrases, "goodnight" when leaving even if I'm not going to bed, etc

dear fedi, post the way you greet people for me to rank on the formality/unhingedness alignment chart :3

@awoo gentle greetings, citizen

dear fedi, post the way you greet people for me to rank on the formality/unhingedness alignment chart :3

@awoo@gts.apicrim.es "greetings!"

@awoo@gts.apicrim.es many ways
- wassup
- yoo
- ey
- salutations [noun]
- hello (overenthusiastic and said aggressively neurotypically)

@xyno formal, unhinged /pos

@awoo sometimes also "nabend" (especially before noon), "moin", "beep", an unhinged laugh, or "greetings, mortals"

mostly "gentle greetings, citizens" (or the German counterpart "sanfte Grüße, Bürger") though

@awoo mostly depends on which facettes of it the greeted knows

dear fedi, post the way you greet people for me to rank on the formality/unhingedness alignment chart :3

@awoo good morning if its the first time that day i see them, regardless of time of day