it loves how it can just buy silly devices. it recently got a power bank with an attached, non-removable cable. it is very silly. but also very useful because you can't not have a cable to use with the fucker!

anyhow guess who got another powerbank, this time with a longer attached cable, with a little thingamajig on it so that cable can be used as a carrying grip, AND a SECOND cable that is like 50cm long but fucking RETRACTS into the powerbank like those power cords on a vacuum. insanely silly device. who the fuck came up with this. 10/10 great product. and it also has a display and does a silly face when the cable is retracted/pulled too fast

LIKE LOOK AT THIS THING. who did this. why does it do that. why does this exist. 10/10

(one powerbank was harmed in the making of this photo. it only does that when violently ripping out the cable at the top and letting it retract at full speed)

it really wants to know how that meeting between the folks at that vendor went. like

• okay so the powerbanks with attached cables seem to be very well liked. how can we innovate on that
• so yknow how like. vacuum cables work. with the retractable power cord.
• oh my god.
• but then you couldn't use the cable as a lanyard, no?
• ok then were attaching TWO cables to the powerbank!!
• are you insane?
• yes. also we're adding a screen if the user rips too hard on the 2nd cable