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it loves how it can just buy silly devices.

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  • 49016@mastodon.catgirl.cloud4 This user is from outside of this forum
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    it loves how it can just buy silly devices. it recently got a power bank with an attached, non-removable cable. it is very silly. but also very useful because you can't not have a cable to use with the fucker!

    anyhow guess who got another powerbank, this time with a longer attached cable, with a little thingamajig on it so that cable can be used as a carrying grip, AND a SECOND cable that is like 50cm long but fucking RETRACTS into the powerbank like those power cords on a vacuum. insanely silly device. who the fuck came up with this. 10/10 great product. and it also has a display and does a silly face when the cable is retracted/pulled too fast

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      it loves how it can just buy silly devices. it recently got a power bank with an attached, non-removable cable. it is very silly. but also very useful because you can't not have a cable to use with the fucker!

      anyhow guess who got another powerbank, this time with a longer attached cable, with a little thingamajig on it so that cable can be used as a carrying grip, AND a SECOND cable that is like 50cm long but fucking RETRACTS into the powerbank like those power cords on a vacuum. insanely silly device. who the fuck came up with this. 10/10 great product. and it also has a display and does a silly face when the cable is retracted/pulled too fast

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      LIKE LOOK AT THIS THING. who did this. why does it do that. why does this exist. 10/10

      (one powerbank was harmed in the making of this photo. it only does that when violently ripping out the cable at the top and letting it retract at full speed)

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        LIKE LOOK AT THIS THING. who did this. why does it do that. why does this exist. 10/10

        (one powerbank was harmed in the making of this photo. it only does that when violently ripping out the cable at the top and letting it retract at full speed)

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        it really wants to know how that meeting between the folks at that vendor went. like

        • okay so the powerbanks with attached cables seem to be very well liked. how can we innovate on that
        • so yknow how like. vacuum cables work. with the retractable power cord.
        • oh my god.
        • but then you couldn't use the cable as a lanyard, no?
        • ok then were attaching TWO cables to the powerbank!!
        • are you insane?
        • yes. also we're adding a screen if the user rips too hard on the 2nd cable
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          it really wants to know how that meeting between the folks at that vendor went. like

          • okay so the powerbanks with attached cables seem to be very well liked. how can we innovate on that
          • so yknow how like. vacuum cables work. with the retractable power cord.
          • oh my god.
          • but then you couldn't use the cable as a lanyard, no?
          • ok then were attaching TWO cables to the powerbank!!
          • are you insane?
          • yes. also we're adding a screen if the user rips too hard on the 2nd cable
          sophie@mastodon.catgirl.cloudS This user is from outside of this forum
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          @49016
          – are you insane?
          – yes.

          amazing :3

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