My hummus recipe!! ​​

- Soak chickpeas
- cook them
- ​​
- discover a cold pot with water and chickpeas the next day

@vel So... slow cooking?

@CatboyCody@tech.lgbt
-Reheat to 100°C to kill everything in the pot
- proceed ​​

@vel @CatboyCody

Which brings me back to my idea of "reminder plushies", little velcro plushies you can wrap around your arm to remind you that there was something you wanted to keep track of.

@wakame @vel *looks at arm a month later and sees 15 plushies* I think I've forgot a thing or two...

@CatboyCody @vel

"This one has a little velcro pan... so I was in the middle of cooking something..."

"And this one has velcro shampoo hair... I should really rinse that out..."

"I don't know what the velcro axe means and now I am afraid to discover it."

@wakame @vel
"This one is doing its taxes... oh fuck... fuck!!! Can I go back to the one with the axe?"

@CatboyCody @vel :elster_woozy:

@wakame @vel *searches for transparent woozy outline for a quick&dirty Elster woozy edit*
...
*starts burning down the internet*
I hate AI art...

@CatboyCody @vel

We need woozy-face stickers IRL

@wakame @vel Emergency woozy-stickers?

@CatboyCody @vel

"Welcome to the reveal of our brand new product. A never-seen before innovation in the field of... Hey, who put a woozy face on this?"

@wakame @vel Speaking of randomly spawning stickers: I wonder if there's already a "Nett hier"-sticker on the ceremonial south pole... or the outside of the ISS...