Pros of befriending a fluffy wyvern:
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Pros of befriending a fluffy wyvern:
- Friend
- Big hugs
- Can be blanket for the winter
- Can be sunshade for the summer
@volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip > blanket for the winter
weighted blanket? :neofox_owo:
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Pros of befriending a fluffy wyvern:
- Friend
- Big hugs
- Can be blanket for the winter
- Can be sunshade for the summer @volpeon
- will WAH for treats
- will helpfully make sure there are no treats for you leftover so you can't gain too much weight
- will shed enough to make a new carpet (free carpet zomg!)
- might help you deliver mail for treats (but will also take detours for more treats) -
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Pros of befriending a fluffy wyvern:
- Friend
- Big hugs
- Can be blanket for the winter
- Can be sunshade for the summer -
Pros of befriending a fluffy wyvern:
- Friend
- Big hugs
- Can be blanket for the winter
- Can be sunshade for the summer -
@volpeon can we have teleportation please?
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Pros of befriending a fluffy wyvern:
- Friend
- Big hugs
- Can be blanket for the winter
- Can be sunshade for the summer @volpeon Wins all around!
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Pros of befriending a fluffy wyvern:
- Friend
- Big hugs
- Can be blanket for the winter
- Can be sunshade for the summer @volpeon do all fren wyverns come in boxes?
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@volpeon do all fren wyverns come in boxes?
@mage_of_dragons Yes
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Pros of befriending a fluffy wyvern:
- Friend
- Big hugs
- Can be blanket for the winter
- Can be sunshade for the summer @volpeon can i book you for spontaneous hugs when the need arises?
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@volpeon can i book you for spontaneous hugs when the need arises?
@Deepseacreatur3 Of course
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Pros of befriending a fluffy wyvern:
- Friend
- Big hugs
- Can be blanket for the winter
- Can be sunshade for the summer -
@volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip @Rivernoodl@dragonchat.org can't it be both?
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Pros of befriending a fluffy wyvern:
- Friend
- Big hugs
- Can be blanket for the winter
- Can be sunshade for the summer @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip cons:
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Pros of befriending a fluffy wyvern:
- Friend
- Big hugs
- Can be blanket for the winter
- Can be sunshade for the summer -
E erpel@hai.z0ne.social shared this topic
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Pros of befriending a fluffy wyvern:
- Friend
- Big hugs
- Can be blanket for the winter
- Can be sunshade for the summer @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip not to mention they are willing to fight your enemies and defend you. Anyone say bullet-proof scales?
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Pros of befriending a fluffy wyvern:
- Friend
- Big hugs
- Can be blanket for the winter
- Can be sunshade for the summer @volpeon pro's of befriending a big flat fuck (crocodile):
- Friend
- Big smiles all day
- Sleeps during the winter
- Sleeps during the summer
- Low maintenance!
- Heavy armor to keep you safe
- Will scare off burglars and door salesmen
Cons:
- May attract the attention of Crocodile Dundee
- Weak against Crocodile Dundee
- Does not have a big knoife like Crocodile Dundee
