finally, blast processing

@vozercozer "thinnest ever" fuck off actually I want a big ass watch on my wrist
gshock 4 lyfe

10 minutes of charge gives you 8 hours of video playback?

@novenary @vozercozer fr!! i'd rather have thicker devices than to deal with mediocre battery life lmao

uhhhh how do you know that Ms. Privacy That's Apple?

@awoo @vozercozer real as fuck for phones but i won't be caught dead buying a """smart""" watch lol

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@novenary @vozercozer the only kind of smarter-than-a-gshock-watch i'd be interested in are pebbles, and maybe, just maybe ones where you can just have whatever you'd like in terms of firmware on it (while still having a much better battery life than whatever apple and pixel watches (which are just phones on a wrist nowadays, really) can reach)

i hate being that asshole but i've never been this unexcited for an iphone in my entire life.

i cant believe it, apple invented the google pixel

dont. i know youre thinking it. dont.

has unbox therapy died yet because i know his ass is gonna be salivating to bend this

so the iphone line up rn is

• iPhone
• iPhone Plus
• iPhone SE
• iPhone Pro
• iPhone Pro Max
• iPhone Air

catch me on the subway with scissors

i think they forgot to leave the part where children in china taiwan india are throwing themselves off buildings

it's said that steve job's was a visionary, and in his visions he saw this iphones design. that vision is what grew his cancer

@vozercozer

@vozercozer wait no i kind of prefer the pixel even

im just going to tell my kids that this was the iphone 17 pro /s

@slightlycat @vozercozer ngl I also prefer the Pixel, but moreso the original form (Pixel 6 series) and maybe the updated form (Pixel 7 series) ​

@vozercozer honestly i wanna see what zack from jerryrigeverything does to it lol