@theresnotime@fox.nexus Congratulations, you have received a Bahncard -100!

Your tickets now cost twice as much. You are also automatically enrolled in DB's Less Important Person program, bahn.discomfort. This grants amazing benefits such as:
* Being required to sit on the floor
* Having your car stolen and added to the car-share fleet
* Only being able to take one bag, which has to fit into those cages budget airlines use to measure your luggage.