@volpeon Every day, Volpeon awakes to new horrors from deep within the bowels of the fediverse.

And so do we all.

@catraxx @volpeon I have strong suspicion this might be @vel ‘s doing…

@crypticcelery @volpeon @vel You may have found one of the culprits, yes.

@catraxx@tech.lgbt @crypticcelery@chaos.social @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip ​​

@volpeon I think USAsian might just call this spirit airlines, but I would say AirWoozy, Luftwoozy, or just the Boeing 787 Woozyliner.

@vel @crypticcelery @volpeon yep

@Houl@wetdry.world @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
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@vel@gib.schmus.is @Houl@wetdry.world @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip fox powered ILS ​​

@vel@gib.schmus.is @Houl@wetdry.world @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip check out the next episode of mentour pilot where this system is explained in great detail ​​

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@charlotte@akko.chir.rs @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip @Gauss@furry.engineer this emoji name makes me wish i were having an aneurysm ​​

@volpeon

Gerrymanderd cat

@volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip ​​ i had to, im sorry

@volpeon
11/10, would download a neowoozplane

@volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip can't wait for the boiled skibidi version

@bread @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip Mr president, a second ​​ has hit the ​​

@volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip (with suspiciously plane-shaped belly) oh, the plane? no, i dunno where it had gone

@catraxx@tech.lgbt @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip

I'm still surprised that I didn't find neothulu last time I looked.

@kimapr @volpeon
time traveler: moves a chair
9/11:

@volpeon It's what happens when you've told your cat repeatedly to stop eating random plastic from the floor, and he finds a Boeing.