@volpeon Microsoft really pisses me off

@hexaitos Design of stock graphs /j
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@volpeon graphics team needs people to do graphics

@volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip that's obviously just a special edition for managers. Makes it easier for them to look at what you do and acting all smart and holier than thou

@volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip maybe it’s a $300 dbrand sticker ​​

@vel @volpeon now i need a dbrand skin like that 🥴

@volpeon Yeah wouldn't surprise me if this was partly AI-generated, given Microsoft's recent employee mandate.

@volpeon it's the backend developer meme

@volpeon I can see why they are hiring

@volpeon huzzah for slop!

@volpeon I think it's amazing that AI thinks monitors display on the back

But also that no one rejects and corrects it, it's fucking insane, no one must be checking this it's just so bad

@volpeon That's the new in-office management friendly edition - it has a screen on both sides so your boss can see if you're slacking off no matter which way they're facing you.

@volpeon They probably forgot to mention that they want only vibe coders when they obviously have slop artists now.

@volpeon "Reverse computing"

@tisha @volpeon
gnitupmoc ?

@volpeon The Xbox graphics team should be ashamed of themselves.