Modern German high culture.
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@Erpel is this the high german people are on about?

Modern German high culture.
(I won't even try to provide any alt text. This shit is too fucked up)

Modern German high culture.
(I won't even try to provide any alt text. This shit is too fucked up)

@Erpel Na ob das eine gute Idee war, das kurz vorm Schlafengehen anzuschauen ​​

@volpeon @Erpel deshalb, plaudern mit therapeut Dr. Oetker

@anthropy@mastodon.derg.nz @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip Digga, du bist nicht krankenversichert!

@Erpel @volpeon

@Erpel The video begins with a white duck with a yellow beak and feet standing against a gradient gray background. The text "Ich habe paranoide Schizophrenie!" (I have paranoid schizophrenia!) is overlaid on the image. The duck's head turns slightly, and the scene transitions to a different setting with a red and black background, where the duck is now surrounded by a glowing effect. The text changes to "Ich sehe Brot!" (I see bread!). The duck appears to be looking at something off-screen, and the scene shifts to a close-up of a block of bread with a face, with the text "Der Typ hat" (This guy has) and a Nutri-Score rating of "D" displayed. The duck is then shown sitting on a couch, with the text "Deshalb plaudern mit Therapeut" (Therefore, talk to a therapist). The scene transitions to a yellow alien-like character with three eyes, wearing a white lab coat and a head mirror, sitting in a chair. The text changes to "Deshalb plaudern mit Therapeut Dr. Oetker" (Therefore, talk to a therapist Dr. Oetker). The final frame shows the alien character with the text "Digga du bist nicht kranken-versichert" (Digga, you are not insured for sickness). The video humorously addresses mental health issues and the importance of seeking professional help.

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@altbot @Erpel Wrong in at least three places, extremely useless, and incomplete.

@dascandy@infosec.exchange @altbot@fuzzies.wtf There is a reason I didn't import it to the video... an alt text isn't possible for this shit

@Erpel Na ob das eine gute Idee war, das kurz vorm Schlafengehen anzuschauen ​​

@Erpel @altbot Before watching I considered writing one... but it didn't take much to stop considering that

@volpeon @Erpel Keine Sorge, der/die Urheber(in) schnecke_123 auf TikTok hat mehr davon. z.B.:

https://www.tiktok.com/@schnecke_123/video/7470194250127330582

@volpeon @Erpel Keine Sorge, der/die Urheber(in) schnecke_123 auf TikTok hat mehr davon. z.B.:

https://www.tiktok.com/@schnecke_123/video/7470194250127330582

@realMagnesium12 @volpeon @Erpel

WO IST MEIN ACHTUNDFÜNFZIGTAUSENDEUROTICKET???!

@volpeon @Erpel German Brainrot Zugfahren - Upload zur TikTok-Vermeidung

Modern German high culture.
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@Erpel Und genau dieses Video ist weil ich Deutsch lerne. Entschuldigung mein schlechter Deutch.