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can someone explain to me what a butch is please.

when i see a QWERTZ user:

nice keyboard layout nerd, did your mom pick it for you

we need to teach an LLM chatbot to shitpost like me. someone needs to continue my legacy in case of my death

women

i love Subnautica so much, i wish water was real

*slaps roof*

this girl can fit so much social anxiety in her

sudo is bloat

real linux users escalate privileges via kernel zero days

"Virtual On Site interview" just say meeting istg

@sanity i wish i did something useful with my life instead

102 services on my intranet and counting btw

it's not like the network setup works yet so i can't use them anyway but yeahhh lmao

something rather problematic about strong dominant women that i've noticed recently is that they don't nearly take enough advantage of me imo

*observes your orb*

aced the AWS interview, i was done early because it was just some basic bash scripting and answering trouble shooting questions hehe

like, write a bash script that pings all IPs in a /24 subnet

or, how would you troubleshoot a slow webserver

i also got to explain to my interviewer how quality of service and the Control Plane Policer in Mellanox Cumulus switches works and how fucked up its implementation is when it comes to DHCP offloading :3

he probably thought i was talking about sum black magic lmao

kleines Statement

@MagicLike ,,,yes?

>2687 compiler warnings
>compiles anyway

skill issue

PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
compile faster compile faster compile faster get pregnant compile faster

alina is debugging her first nixpkgs PR for NLnet

the entropia mailing list is having a matrix moment

PSA: for extra bandwidth, make sure your ethernet cable also acts as a tripwire