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OH: "Ist das ein Wolframwürfel in deiner Hose oder bist du nur glücklich mich zu sehen?"

OwO what's this
notices tungsten cube

"what's your gender?" - "robot" - "no, what's in your pants?" - "tungsten cube"

@awoo windows 98 startup sound > windows xp startup sound though

it was severely disappointed as a child when it learned that computers with intel inside did not play that jingle on every startup

the (old?) intel jingle is still one of the best ad jingles ever

Never forget that almost every guideline and most court rulings in Germany's medical system does not have a concept of being non binary. Transition is always seen as something binary, with the goal of getting as close as possible to the "other gender". Almost all of the guidelines health insurances use word it that way.
Do not tell your doctors that you are non-binary. Don't do it. You are allowed to lie, you need to lie to get gender affirmative medicine.

they should make spare bodies it can upload its consciousness into so that it can cuddle friends,,,

strongly considering going to a random chaos event just to hopefully get some bot cuddles,,,

bot cuddles?,,,,,

i love visiting austrian company websites when the court orders them to shame themselves so you have a big black box with IM NAMEN DER REPUBLIK saying what they did wrong xD

honestly puppyphobic that puppy wants to fetch mail from the mailbox but there is no mail

@awoo https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/polyglot :3

@awoo polyglot critter!!

the evolution (instead of sending barking voice messages to friends it now sends barking and beeping voice messages to friends)

brreep wruff :3

@awoo awooo

@vio irgendwer muss das "do it for her" simpsons meme machen aber mit zügen

beep!!!

@awoo emotional support wolfy,,,,,