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Aw dang... They only sent one leg for my cat kit.

@somecat @catraxx Meow️

Silly cat posts are performed by professional kitty cats. Do not attempt at home (unless feline).

*Sniffs post above this one*

Due to AI, this box now costs 500% more

Q: Where does a king keep his armies?

A: In his sleevies!

@catraxx Wait, is it? Purrs are usually when breathing in and out, but this is just on exhales.

~ $ cww

No command cww found, ☝️⁠🤓 I think you meant eww:
 Command eww in package eww from the x11-repo repository

(rookie mistake)

@eniko Some are better when you CAN'T see them >_<

https://icy.wyvern.rip/notes/afifkuwmc0v2k07w

RE: https://mastodon.social/@wonderofscience/115607019106477189

Also the name of @nova when she defense the home against evil (string)

 https://lunar.place/notes/afb0ilmtf95i080b

@volpeon Look at the positive side, at least they didn't make THIS one pregnant!

Rejected Mastodon features:

• Export to PDF
• Trending Emojis
• FurAffinity OAuth
• Scheduled Favorites
• Profile background music
• Arch nemesis recommendations

“It's a perfect week to push to PROD!” 🦔

@catsalad@lgbtqia.space ur a cutie!

Find the kitty challenge

Jupiter has 97 moons and an outrageous werewolf problem

️ Error: You must be online to delete local files.

Browsing my timeline

@volpeon Since everyone likes it so much, here's the SVG

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ab/Noto_Emoji_KitKat_1f49b.svg