ActivityPub is the network with the highest percentage of Firefox users, and also the highest percentage of people mad at Mozilla all the time

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Oh, you want to know how the fediverse/activitypub works?ActivityPub? Don't you mean OcapPub?!
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Oh, you want to know how the fediverse/activitypub works?ActivityPub is a protocol for people to run servers for their friends and and community and then wonder why they are so tired all the time
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Oh, you want to know how the fediverse/activitypub works?ActivityPub is a series of tubes
But not those kinds of tubes. It's actually just a big node graph in Blender. A geometry nodes thing
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Oh, you want to know how the fediverse/activitypub works?ActivityPub is a protocol for me personally to say "Ha yeah, I'm the QUEEN OF THE FEDIVERSE" and look cool and then the moment someone starts to bristle I can say "don't worry no I'm anti-royalty no I didn't choose this name for myself it was the fediverse hold on"
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Oh, you want to know how the fediverse/activitypub works?ActivityPub is when you go on a date with a girl and at the end of it she's like oh shit no way you're THAT CHRISTINE why didn't you tell me this earlier let me get you my fedi handle
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Oh, you want to know how the fediverse/activitypub works?ActivityPub uses JSON-LD, which is basically just "lexical scope, but for JSON", so now you understand it
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Oh, you want to know how the fediverse/activitypub works?ActivityPub is an anti-fascist protocol. There are no fascists on here. Not even one.
PROOF: They aren't allowed, we put it in the spec, so if someone is being fascist on here, technically they're not implementing ActivityPub they're doing something else. NOT OUR PROBLEM
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Oh, you want to know how the fediverse/activitypub works?The fediverse is a network Christine wrote all by herself so she could be too distracted to do any other work later in the future when she needed to get it done
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Oh, you want to know how the fediverse/activitypub works?ActivityPub is written by trans people, for trans people. And also that one guy, he was also involved
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Oh, you want to know how the fediverse/activitypub works?ActivityPub is the most secure protocol you'll ever use. This is true because it has a Security Considerations section. This means we considered all the security
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Oh, you want to know how the fediverse/activitypub works?ActivityPub: it's a protocol for "keepin' it normal in here"
Have a normal time!
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Oh, you want to know how the fediverse/activitypub works?ActivityPub is a protocol where the Official Test Suite is a rewrite of MUD (Multi User Dungeon) technology for testing for federation
(this one is TRUE, cursed knowledge if you investigate)
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Oh, you want to know how the fediverse/activitypub works?ActivityPub is the protocol for Christine to fail to host the test suite and everyone to be mad at her for a decade, and kind of put up sort of replacements, but still get mad at her
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Oh, you want to know how the fediverse/activitypub works?ActivityPub is based on JSON-LD so that it can be extensible. And that means you can do anything you want. Anything at all. The only limit is yourself #xombocom
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Oh, you want to know how the fediverse/activitypub works?ActivityPub is the network for posting questionable things, but you put them under a "content warning" (an ActivityPub invention, check the spec), and you can do anything you want in there. Anything at all
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Oh, you want to know how the fediverse/activitypub works?ActivityPub is the protocol that powers the Defediverse, a protocol for defederating from other instances
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Oh, you want to know how the fediverse/activitypub works?ActivityPub has inReplyTo, and it's used to make threads. Which is why we wrote it, we hoped Facebook would adopt it, and then they made Threads, and we were like ha ha we did it, we got 'em
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Oh, you want to know how the fediverse/activitypub works?ActivityPub is a site for Facebooks to talk to each other
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Oh, you want to know how the fediverse/activitypub works?ActivityPub is the Tumblr Protocol. It's been adopted by Tumblr, and it basically is Tumblr. Always was