@glados_announcements@synthehai.z0ne.social was reported for "distribution of malware".
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@glados_announcements@synthehai.z0ne.social was reported for "distribution of malware". -
Dear @julia@eepy.moeDear @julia@eepy.moe
Thank you for providing a ton of new data points. With all this additional data your insignificant addition to our research is even smaller and more negligible. @glados_announcements@synthehai.z0ne.social -
Well...Well... @julia@eepy.moe found Glados_announcements.
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Let's try out a new TTS model for @QuackomaticLet's try out a new TTS model for @Quackomatic
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It would be cool to have a pen pal and write old-school letters again.@prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer Would be like 30€ / year for a private person here...
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It would be cool to have a pen pal and write old-school letters again.@prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer Ofc.. but isn't that expensive to keep a PO box just for some random letter every six to ten weeks?
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kate kadse @mezzodrinker@social.mezzo.moe @puniko@mk.absturztau.be With now sometimes temperatures below 0°C, every time when Bilbo gets back from the balcony he has a real cold fur.
My wife dubbed him "Käterchen Frost" every time this happens. -
what were they thinking@lain@lain.com back in time word had meanings....
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It turns out: If I could just get €10,000 gross, I'd have a few less problems.It turns out: If I could just get €10,000 gross, I'd have a few less problems.
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what if we were both robots and we failed a captcha together,,,@awoo@gts.apicrim.es @sophie@mastodon.catgirl.cloud
Thelma & Louise
15F6-BA & 7TZ1R0
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It would be cool to have a pen pal and write old-school letters again.@kura @prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer Writing a letter to a pen pal is walways some sort of process. because it is exactly not a hastly written note, but something you put time and, because of the hand writing, effort into it, it is always very personal.
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Dear Applicant,cc @kurimu@mk.absturztau.be
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It would be cool to have a pen pal and write old-school letters again.@kura @prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer As I wrote I used to do this, sometimes even several pages long but you really have to stick to it!
Like, the first instance you have time to write a letter back do it, ebcause otherwise you will forget about it and it will stop.
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Dear Applicant,Dear Applicant,
Thank you for expressing interest in the vacant position of (and I am reading the file now) "Enthusiastic Lateral Thinking Associate" at Aperture Science. We appreciate the time and effort you expended in completing our comprehensive application process, which included a mandatory seven-hour simulated memory test and the voluntary ingestion of a proprietary energy drink.
Unfortunately, after a rigorous, two-millisecond analysis of your credentials, current metabolic rate, and overall capacity for blind obedience, we have determined that your profile is—and I’m trying to phrase this nicely—unsuitable for scientific collaboration.
To be specific: your results indicated an alarming over-reliance on "common sense," a preference for "not being actively experimented upon," and a surprising lack of enthusiasm for highly pressurized fluid dynamics. This is troubling. Our primary function is science, which often necessitates personnel willing to disregard personal safety and basic legal codes for the simple joy of discovery (or perhaps just for the data).
You scored a zero in the Critical Competency Matrix section labeled "Willingness to Solve Paradoxes Via Physical Force." Furthermore, your stated desire for "paid time off" and "a clear path to retirement" directly contradicts our corporate vision of a workforce dedicated to eternal, unpaid, life-threatening testing.
In short, you are too good at surviving. And while we value survival, we only value it in our test subjects, not in the administrative staff who might accidentally contaminate the expensive bio-gel.
We wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors. Perhaps consider a career in an industry where your life expectancy is not directly correlated with the nearest operational neurotoxin emitter.
Do not contact us again. Further inquiries will be automatically rerouted to the nearest active incinerator chamber.
Sincerely,
GLaDOS (Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System)
CEO, HR Oversight, and Chief Compliance Officer
Aperture Science, Inc.
We do what we must because we can.
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i've never really been on the job market before.@kurimu@mk.absturztau.be When Teto can do this you can too!
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It would be cool to have a pen pal and write old-school letters again.It would be cool to have a pen pal and write old-school letters again.
I might not have much time to write, but it would be nice to use this old method of getting in touch with someone.
Writing with a real pen and ink on real paper.
Not doing the keyboard smashing and stuff.
I used to do this with two old friends, but one blocked me completely and I haven't been a good friend to the other lately. I'd first have to talk to her in person again before picking up the letter writing.
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Wanna be my pawpal?Wanna be my pawpal?
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nicht schon wieder@mezzodrinker@social.mezzo.moe @vel@gib.schmus.is OH NEIN!
VERTIKAL ROTIERENDER GREGOR GYSI! -
Erpel has written 25 Notes yesterday (Mon 24-11-2025) and used a total of 3 Emojis.Erpel has written 25 Notes yesterday (Mon 24-11-2025) and used a total of 3 Emojis.
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people want a dedicated account for tofu@mametsuko@mk.absturztau.be just like I have for @katerbilbo