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“Dear passengers, please note that there is a ban on dangerous objects in place at this station” - huh, does that ban also apply to girlthings of the intimidating variety?

Naming your night transit network “Luna” and using a cat as its logo. I see what you’re doing there ​​

@lis caution: the tires won’t work for certain South Korean cars. It says “NO KIA” on them.

@1 A company which chose to forgo its long-form name consisting of words of the human language, and chose to use an alphanumeric designator instead. Peculiar.

when your photo is driver-approved

@rail_ Mistakes are ok, my alt text also sucks more often than not, and I also fuck up CWs. But you're not doing it thinking "my post is important enough, you must read it and I will actively evade your ability to consent or not".

Typical cat behavior: sees a thing, wants to tip it over. Silly CAT! ​​

Remember: don't boop your trams too hard, they might fall over.

Quak quak quaaaak quak!

Diese Nachricht ist Ente-zu-Ente-verschlüsselt.

@itsKiara ETCS Level AI

Sunday in a German apartment complex:
[some loud noise from somewhere]
The Stasi grandma below us starts shouting “IT’S SUNDAY!!!!”
[repeat until sunset]