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@fristi @toast people shitting on PHP only ever worked with pre-2015 or only ever looked at Wordpress plugin code.PHP 7/8 are really good by now.

@toast@donotsta.re ​​ uhh, what? what are C & D supposed to be?

@toast@donotsta.re so you're the Bundesrat ​​

@toast@donotsta.reRaphaël de la MarqueParisAre you sure it's not in Hamm? ​​

@toast@donotsta.re ​​ too many people have a red and white flag...​​ I'm looking at you Thuringia and Hesse

@toast@donotsta.re YOU SUMMONED MIKU!!! ​​

@toast @fristi JavaScript's Promises are also a good example of "kinda monads" which even get a special syntax similar to Haskell's do blocks: async/await. This feature also exists in other languages such as C#.It's pretty good evidence of the usefulness of monads because asynchronous operations used to be a nightmare with callbacks upon callbacks, but Promises and async/await allow us to concentrate on the actual functionality at hand.

@toast@donotsta.re in my experience option and result have lots of functions that do similar things so its a bit confusing. sometimes i ended up searching for the call signature instead of the name to find what i wanted