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After over an hour of humiliation I'm pleased to announce that I've been dropped in category D (unfit for military service except for civil positions)

Most epic moment of my life ​​

Good morning fedi! ​​

I know things can be grim sometimes, but I'm happy you're still going ​​

Trans people should be able to shoot lasers from eyes

Pro tip: not using alt-text gives any person the moral right to steal your post for the purpose of adding it. And it'll get more likes than the original because disabled people can now interact with it

So use alt-text

@MagicLike@soc.sekundenklebertransportverbot.de @gettie@fedi.catto.garden wruf! ​​

@gettie@fedi.catto.garden @MagicLike@soc.sekundenklebertransportverbot.de kitties ​​

Stolen for alt text

Sometimes I read something on fedi and think to myself "what a freak"

And then press the send post button ​​

Puniko's gender is a mystery tbh ​​

@MagicLike@soc.sekundenklebertransportverbot.de if you can't handle me at my 240p webm you don't deserve me at my 1080p x265 /silly

Witix.720p.WebRip.TGx ​​

@MagicLike@soc.sekundenklebertransportverbot.de @endali@tech.lgbt it's called Catowice

Every Polish place that is not Bydgoszcz, Sosnowiec, Warsaw or Podlasie isn't real ​​

RE: https://mastodon.hermitcollective.net/notes/a4xwb3wese8z2a2a

@hertog@mastodon.hermitcollective.net cc @Haijo7@snac.haijo.eu your place isn't real, you lied to me :c

I now have a fragsturztaube ​​

https://ask.absturztau.be/@Witix

@tjhexf@transfem.social so you're using a puppyboy as a browser :3 /silly

@root@possum.city @winter@pleroma.envs.net @limebot@ouroboros.gay but,,, ​​

Sure, Sharkey is not a lightweight frontend, but at least it's not "Discord" kind of not lightweight where you watch the app window have a 5 second-long spasm for toggling video fullscreen

@erik@mastodon.infrageeks.social @MagicLike@soc.sekundenklebertransportverbot.de the one and only Zucc the christ ​​

opens facebook (I have it for school reasons)
"Word of god every day"
nope.wav