i can finally fastfall out of a wall transfer without bouncing

brain: fastfall here! extra speed down into a slope will transfer into extra horizontal speed!
game: b o i n g (removes all your speed)

The Item Roulette no longer uses fixed tables at fixed distance brackets. Your item odds will smoothly change as your position and distance changes, and most reels will have a more consistent level of power.

Most item reels are now signficantly shorter, and a new cue has been added to when a reel “loops”, allowing you to catch target items on the second go-around.

This is still a deterministic system, but you can no longer memorize specific reels to blind-guarantee specific items; instead, players will need to read their reel as it spins. Also, that reel that contained a single Double Jawz in a sea of Invincibility and Triple Sneakers? Gone. What was that even about?

Damage and respawning no longer reset Item Lockout.

If two players make contact with an Item Box at almost the same time, they’ll both receive an item. (Same for Ring Box!)

Stairjank is such a silly mechanic

"No more shortcuts in first place, get a life"

Dramatically increased the minimum duration of Sonic Boom, making Tripwire crossing more reliable.

Damn they're calling me out

wait I'm only like 20% into the changelog holy shit

i still need to read the entire changelog, of course.

I am not even exaggerating. If anything, I’m understating how long this thing is. Holy amps

I feel like a kid in a candy store

You can no longer use items while on a Bungee.

The stone shoe sounds particularly silly.

Ballhog redesigned, again? It’s more likely than you think

I remember when ballhog used to bounce off walls. And cause injuries in the lab in the process

Players can no longer trigger their own Proximity Mines by stepping into the detection range. They’ll still be affected if another player triggers the mine.

Landmines can now be thrown forward, sliding along the ground and inflicting a softened Tumble.