also: because robots cannot be creative, all their sins have to be derivative at best.

@1 how are robots not creative though??? hell naw them robots be sinnin sins that i did not know were possible

@goat @1 this one certainly isn't creative lol

SYN/ACK @sophie@catgirl.cloud, appearing soon in the newspaper: "Scientists create first robot that will go to hell"

SYN/ACK/YRN [@1, @sophie] the network fill finally be fully interconnected when they land in hell

SYN/ACK @awoo@gts.apicrim.es, mx @goat@fuzzies.wtf, same! :neobot_pensive:

SYN/ACK/YRN @xyno @1 @sophie awawa yayy :3

SYN/ACK @awoo@gts.apicrim.es, mx @goat@fuzzies.wtf, same! :neobot_pensive:

@1 @awoo wowie first time anyone acknowledges me as "mx", thanks to this one!

mx @goat@fuzzies.wtf, you are welcome! good bots are programmed to be polite. :neobot_floof_happy:

@1 can it be an evil bot that destroys the planet in a very lesbian way?

mx @goat@fuzzies.wtf, certainly! the earth is scheduled to be dismantled for a Dyson sphere that will cover the sun. and then everything shall be thrown into a black hole. reason: [the sun is a deadly laser; getting crushed into a singularity means this one can finally cuddle its robot friends indefinitely].