this will serve as my live tweet thread for Apple's "Awe Dropping" event

• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3KnMyojEQU

oh, so that's what an Awe Droppling looks like

if you mine the apple store cube, the other apple stores despawn

"Good design is more than how things look, but also how products work."

this guy should be a philosopher

Danke :3

who has this cute language and how do i kiss em

I really hope these ones actually fit more people's ears, my grandma was given a pair of Airpods Pros for her birthday for the hearing aid feature, we can't get it to recognize her ear shape.

oh cool they're talking about fitness, lemme go microwave some pizza rolls rq

Airpods Pro 3 will offer the ability to listen to music

i know we're all thinking it, no one care about these guys near-death experiences. there, i said it for you

would you actually... be able to read what this says from a glance?

seeing the jet black apple watch just makes me wish they still made jet black iphones

this year's apple watch will be able to tell time

i cant imagine wanting to listen to anything like a podcast from my apple watch, i cant imagine using my speakers on anything either LOL

my dick is the largest it's ever been on me

iPhone 17 is kinda cute, finally has ProMotion? Did previous base line iPhones? I forgot ;-;

this year's apple watch will be able to tell time

finally, blast processing

10 minutes of charge gives you 8 hours of video playback?

@novenary @vozercozer fr!! i'd rather have thicker devices than to deal with mediocre battery life lmao