I really hope these ones actually fit more people's ears, my grandma was given a pair of Airpods Pros for her birthday for the hearing aid feature, we can't get it to recognize her ear shape.

oh cool they're talking about fitness, lemme go microwave some pizza rolls rq

Airpods Pro 3 will offer the ability to listen to music

i know we're all thinking it, no one care about these guys near-death experiences. there, i said it for you

would you actually... be able to read what this says from a glance?

seeing the jet black apple watch just makes me wish they still made jet black iphones

this year's apple watch will be able to tell time

i cant imagine wanting to listen to anything like a podcast from my apple watch, i cant imagine using my speakers on anything either LOL

my dick is the largest it's ever been on me

iPhone 17 is kinda cute, finally has ProMotion? Did previous base line iPhones? I forgot ;-;

finally, blast processing

@vozercozer "thinnest ever" fuck off actually I want a big ass watch on my wrist
gshock 4 lyfe

10 minutes of charge gives you 8 hours of video playback?

@novenary @vozercozer fr!! i'd rather have thicker devices than to deal with mediocre battery life lmao

uhhhh how do you know that Ms. Privacy That's Apple?

@awoo @vozercozer real as fuck for phones but i won't be caught dead buying a """smart""" watch lol

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@novenary @vozercozer the only kind of smarter-than-a-gshock-watch i'd be interested in are pebbles, and maybe, just maybe ones where you can just have whatever you'd like in terms of firmware on it (while still having a much better battery life than whatever apple and pixel watches (which are just phones on a wrist nowadays, really) can reach)

i hate being that asshole but i've never been this unexcited for an iphone in my entire life.

i cant believe it, apple invented the google pixel