@awoo@gts.apicrim.es many ways
- wassup
- yoo
- ey
- salutations [noun]
- hello (overenthusiastic and said aggressively neurotypically)

@xyno formal, unhinged /pos

@awoo sometimes also "nabend" (especially before noon), "moin", "beep", an unhinged laugh, or "greetings, mortals"

mostly "gentle greetings, citizens" (or the German counterpart "sanfte Grüße, Bürger") though

@awoo mostly depends on which facettes of it the greeted knows

dear fedi, post the way you greet people for me to rank on the formality/unhingedness alignment chart :3

@awoo good morning if its the first time that day i see them, regardless of time of day