@icedquinn @pwm @volpeon microsoft does in fact do stack ranking, or at least used to

@sun @pwm @volpeon everyone basically does its one of those harvard business turmors

when i looked up what the hell this was it even came up with articles about its so hated that companies instruct HR et all to hide it so people can't criticize the practice

google combines it with some other ever shifting scoring matrices but they openly do it

total ivy league death

@icedquinn @pwm @volpeon I am pretty sure in Microsoft's case now though they are just firing people so they can hire more Indians

@sun @pwm @volpeon deming had some scathing yet professional words for the harvard mba types and it was basically "they're taught everything about acquiring businesses and nothing about how to run one"

@sun @pwm @volpeon i'm pretty sure its just the investors wanted dividends so they fired everyone to make the numbers. now its a new fiscal quarter so they're hiring so some manager can grow his department.

there is no grand plan in most cases its just people following local perverse incentives.

@volpeon "Graphic design is my passion"

@icedquinn @pwm @volpeon probably is but multiple SV companies have been sued because their Indian execs only hired Indians, enough that I am going to wonder.

@volpeon Microsoft really pisses me off

@sun @pwm @volpeon don't hiring managers tend to select their own race most of the time in general

@hexaitos Design of stock graphs /j
@volpeon

@volpeon graphics team needs people to do graphics

@volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip that's obviously just a special edition for managers. Makes it easier for them to look at what you do and acting all smart and holier than thou

@volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip maybe it’s a $300 dbrand sticker ​​

@vel @volpeon now i need a dbrand skin like that 🥴

@volpeon Yeah wouldn't surprise me if this was partly AI-generated, given Microsoft's recent employee mandate.

@volpeon it's the backend developer meme

@volpeon I can see why they are hiring

@volpeon huzzah for slop!

@volpeon I think it's amazing that AI thinks monitors display on the back

But also that no one rejects and corrects it, it's fucking insane, no one must be checking this it's just so bad

@volpeon That's the new in-office management friendly edition - it has a screen on both sides so your boss can see if you're slacking off no matter which way they're facing you.