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gods I wish I did cool shit. I look at half the crap y'all post and think "wow no one has thought of that, that's so cool, I wish I could think of a silly thing to do to make people think I'm smart because then they'd probably like me"

Totally normal 4pm thoughts: heh I wonder if a morse key could be an input device...

"girlthing named O.E.M." 🥺

a little hug for all the fedi creatures who might want one

boys,,, 🥺

girls,,, 🥺

undefined,,, 🥺

cool fedi creatures that make music should send me links to some of their tracks so I can listen and share :3

I can be like a really shit record label that doesn't take a cut and also doesn't really help much

the only social media number which counts

@multisn8 fedi integration test which posts "test post please ignore!" and then checks to make sure beings interact with it in some way x3

like most software I touch, I wish there was just an Everything is working okay — you didn't b0rk it status somewhere :3

instance: updated

leave your phone at home and go climb a mountain!!

all web browsers are secretly heavily skinned Internet Explorer clones

sometimes I shock myself with how eloquent I am

POV: you're Sammy, and you've just rebased a large relation chain and kicked off a load of CI tests

Just 10x Developer Things

gives you a moderation warning~

@awoo jade what.

@awoo apparently some people don't need to be told "I am flirting with you because I like you somewhat", wtf??

Need a lil' pin or something which says "Please don't flirt with me. No no, it's not that I don't want you to! It's just that I will not pick up on it. Please be incredibly direct."

gooood. hat. biiig good hat.

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