this will serve as my live tweet thread for Apple's "Awe Dropping" event
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i know we're all thinking it, no one care about these guys near-death experiences. there, i said it for you
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i cant imagine wanting to listen to anything like a podcast from my apple watch, i cant imagine using my speakers on anything either LOL
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iPhone 17 is kinda cute, finally has ProMotion? Did previous base line iPhones? I forgot ;-;
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@vozercozer "thinnest ever" fuck off actually I want a big ass watch on my wrist
gshock 4 lyfe@novenary @vozercozer fr!! i'd rather have thicker devices than to deal with mediocre battery life lmao
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@novenary @vozercozer fr!! i'd rather have thicker devices than to deal with mediocre battery life lmao
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@awoo @vozercozer real as fuck for phones but i won't be caught dead buying a """smart""" watch lol
@novenary @vozercozer the only kind of smarter-than-a-gshock-watch i'd be interested in are pebbles, and maybe, just maybe ones where you can just have whatever you'd like in terms of firmware on it (while still having a much better battery life than whatever apple and pixel watches (which are just phones on a wrist nowadays, really) can reach)
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i hate being that asshole but i've never been this unexcited for an iphone in my entire life.
